Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2010
Transcript:
Gretchen thinks, "There's something about sitting alone in a parked car that makes me feel like I should be doing something vaguely disreputable. If I was a smoker, I'd smoke. If I was a drinker, I'd have a flask?" Gretchen thinks, "I guess a fiesta breakfast burrito will have to do."