Monty by Jim Meddick for January 21, 2011
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Transcript:
Doctor says, "Just as I thought. A clear case of otitis media." Sedgwick says, "GASP Level with me, doc? how long do I have?" Doctor says, "Just your average ear infection. 10 days of amoxicillin and you'll be good as new!" Sedgwick says, "Surely there's some swifter remedy for someone of my means! An ear transplant perhaps?!" Doctor says, "I don't think it'll come to that." Jarvis says, "Sir, if an ear donor is required, I dutifully stand ready." Sedgwick says, "Now now, Jarvis! Be realistic! My immune system would instantly reject those lobes, let alone the errant hairs!"
It could be the ear that does the rejecting…