Monty by Jim Meddick for February 01, 2011
Transcript:
Woman says, "Before we start, I want you to know I just graduated from the Barbizon institute of styling and I am way excited! This is, like, my first real haircut!" Monty says, "Ummm? congratulations." Woman says, "Well, I mean, like, my first haircut that isn't on someone in a correctional facility... or like a cadaver or something..." Monty says, "Wow." Woman says, "Oo! Look! I'm like so excited my hand is even shaking!" Monty says, "Now that you mention it, mine are shaking, too."
Her skeleton is ready to hatch