Monty by Jim Meddick for February 01, 2011

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Woman says, "Before we start, I want you to know I just graduated from the Barbizon institute of styling and I am way excited! This is, like, my first real haircut!" Monty says, "Ummm? congratulations." Woman says, "Well, I mean, like, my first haircut that isn't on someone in a correctional facility... or like a cadaver or something..." Monty says, "Wow." Woman says, "Oo! Look! I'm like so excited my hand is even shaking!" Monty says, "Now that you mention it, mine are shaking, too."