Monty by Jim Meddick for April 09, 2011
Transcript:
Pilsner says, "Oh brother! Here they come? all the migrating species back from the south?" Pilsner says, "'Oo. Look at us! We just flew in from our residences in Porto Seguro.' What an irritating bunch! All fit and smug and showing off their tans!" Moondog says, "'Showing off their tans'?" Pilsner says, "Sure. On their talons. See... look!... They're totally flaunting their talon tans..."
Very similar… and they are side-by-side in the alphabet!