Monty by Jim Meddick for April 21, 2011
April 20, 2011
April 22, 2011
Transcript:
Joan says, "There, there, ugly cat? I know it may hurt a bit? especially where they extracted orbital fat from your quadruple blepharoplasty? but in the end it's worth it!" Joan says, "No longer will you wander back alleys? tail between legs? an unwanted stray... now you'll be hot! Stylish! In demand! You may even land your own reality series!" Monty says, "That... that's my cat! Good lord, what have you done?!" Joan says, "See? You're already creating buzz! And you haven't even had your bandages removed yet."
