Monty by Jim Meddick for June 02, 2011
June 01, 2011
June 03, 2011
Transcript:
Monty, this only covers your frappuccino... You didn't pay sales tax. That's right, babe. Only chumps and will seize pay sales tax... Great. If I don't collect sales tax, I lose my job, so I guess I'll just have to take it out of my tip... Ok. For you all pay the tax. But on my way outta this dump, I'm pocketin' 29 worth of these plastic stirrers...
Gretchen knows Monty didn’t leave a tip. That’s why she said it. To shame him. But he’s semi-dense. Won’t let her cover his fake ‘badboy’ but doesn’t realize he never tips.