Monty by Jim Meddick for June 16, 2011
Transcript:
Good Lord, Jarvis! Look there!... A beached leviathan! Good work, people! Bravo! Clap clap clap clap I don't know how you landed the brute, but well done! Now if there's a hack saw Andy, I'll go to work on the ivory... Blasted stuff is getting harder and harder to come by... Even at black market prices! No sir, I believe they're engaged in returning the creature to the sea oh, I see. A toothless species, eh? Bad luck. Guess it's only sporting to throw it back...
Sell that heap to Maybelline!