Monty by Jim Meddick for June 30, 2011
June 29, 2011
July 01, 2011
Transcript:
Doc: Let's be cautious E.B... these are primitive times. People in this century still, on occasion, resort to verbal aggression. EB3: Verbal aggression? Really? Doc: Indeed, I once inadvertently stepped on a newly poured concrete path, and a workman made some form of cryptic hand gesture and said, "eschew you." EB3: "Eschew you"? Doc: Yes. I believe that's what he said. EB3: So... so what do we do if someone attacks us like that? Doc: We mustn't show weakness! We must be prepared to give as good as we get! Man: Word up, dudes. Doc + EB3: Eschew you!
I went to Eschew U. Got shafted in the end. Skateboarder’s shirt should have read “eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation”.