Monty by Jim Meddick for November 04, 2011
November 03, 2011
November 05, 2011
Transcript:
Phone: RRRINGGG Fugitive: The caller I.D. says "McHorney." Monty: That's my best friend, Moondog. If I don't pick up, he might get suspicious. Fugitive: OK, here. But no funny stuff. Monty: H... Hi, Moondog. Moondog: Hey... you seen the news? There's an escaped convict in your neighborhood! Monty: Well, yo ol' son of GUN... that story is very CLOSE TO MY HEART... and I says that with all due CONVICTion... Moondog: Dude, why are you shouting? Do you have an ear infection or something? Monty: Uh. Yes. And it appears to be a LIFE-THREATENING CONdition.
Monty…. very slowly…. ask to speak to Pilsner.
He’s a little quicker on the uptake.