Monty by Jim Meddick for December 01, 2011
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Boy: Ah, the beaver! The green Prius crowd could learn a lot from our industrious friend... does he fret over old-growth forests? Bah! Spotted owls? I think not! He's a logger, born and bred! And here... the dam! No federal regulations... no impact studies! Just good old-fashioned exploitation of natural resources! But having said that, I don't like the way the stream is backing up so close to the bocce court. Have Herberto come out and dynamite this first thing on the morrow. Butler: Yes, sir.
That looks more like a lodge than a dam. Trust me, I’m Canadian.