Monty by Jim Meddick for December 07, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: So, Dr. Marge, how goes the cold exposure test? Woman: The subjects, in varying levels of inadequate dress, are returning with their reports... #415? Man: I think I caught a cold. Woman: #268? Man: Flu. Woman: #35? Monty: Ah hack! Hack hack cough. Whooping cough.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
I hope that “3.5” isn’t a measurement… I also hope the OWI stocks plenty of Old Wives’ Remedies, such as hot chicken soup, for our boy….
billyruffian about 13 years ago
OWI vs Mythbusters!
OldestandWisest about 13 years ago
Nope, catching a cold has nothing to do with being cold. Inmates in unheated concentration campa in WWII often starved or froze to death, but they seldom caught colds, one reason being they seldom came into contact with anyone new that they could catch one from. You are much more likely to get sick after flying on an airplane breathing in its sea of bacteria than being caught outside without your coat on a winter day.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago
At least no one caught their death. Though if it is as Sisyphos fears, dieing of embarrassment is a possibility.
Belknoe about 13 years ago
cold weather does not cause colds, it’s a myth.
2011worldchamps about 13 years ago
now they are going to starve Montey…….or is it feed him?!!
Crumbucket about 13 years ago
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/22/health/22real.html
victornewman about 13 years ago
Bravo Number Six! Well done.
mrsullenbeauty about 13 years ago
This is the first time I can recall seeing the full Monty.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Naturally, Monty would appear in the duff. And didn’t he ever have his whooping cough vaccine?
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
Feed a cold, starve a fever. Hope Monty catches cold.
frogsandravens about 13 years ago
You need to get whooping cough boosters – no joke. My husband got it in his 30s – scariest damn thing ever.
toahero about 9 years ago
MY EYES!