Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Speed dating... 3 minutes to distinguish myself from all the other guys you meet at this event tonight. Impossible? No. Not if you apply basic marketing principles... that's where the swag comes in... see, I offer a fun selection of various... hey wait... we still have a minute and 38 seconds, and... OK. Well you'r definitely not getting the tote bag...
You see, Monty, “basic marketing principles” is not what is going to win over a girl’s interest. This is not a sales presentation.