Monty by Jim Meddick for February 04, 2012

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Moondog: Pilsner, remember that Tweety Bird keychain you gave me? Pilsner: Uh, yeah... Moondog: Well... um... Fleshy kinda messed it up... Pilsner: *#@@ #$!! piece of *#!! cats! Moondog: Now, now. Let's not be prejudiced against all cats! Pilsner: I just don't get it! Why would anyone even want a cat when you can have a bird? Birds can fly. Birds can talk. Case closed! Moondog: Well, I think a lot of it is that cats go in litter boxes and cover up after themselves. Pilsner: Oh sure. Great selling point! E. Coli paws.