Monty by Jim Meddick for February 07, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: That geeky dude was hitting on you before I got here? Woman: Yeah. But it's no big deal... Monty: I know we're not dating or anything, but my manhood is telling me I need to do something about this. Woman: Chill out. I can take care of myself. Monty: I can't help it... it's a primordial manly instinct... like the one that compels men to mark territory, hunt animals or laugh at the Three Stooges... Man: Uh-oh. Sweaterboy's gettin' restless...
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Monty: “Weird. It’s almost like looking in a mirror.”
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Um, and how exactly have you been marking your territory lately?
Commentator almost 13 years ago
i hate the three @#$% stooges!!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
tatooedcyberidiot, yeah, I hope Monty doesn’t get all those things mixed up and do something inappropriate……..
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
So….you wanna wrestle?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Maybe Monty and Very Persistent Single Guy could make faces at each other—at least, until Gretchen intervenes…..
nitromicro almost 13 years ago
To protect Gretch’s honour, I sense Monty attempting to pick a fight with VPSG.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Will you just go sir on the right?!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Go poke him in the eyes, Monty!
quartermain almost 13 years ago
-warning Monty-don’t try to take on this guy until yo have. made a new man of yourself by taking the Charles atlas course—Then and only then can yo kick sand in his face.
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
Oh yes, that Charles Atlas ;-P I so remember from old comics, as if we women wanted our guys to always fight bullys.
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
It’s not just a guy thing, the Three Stooges rule.