Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2012
March 11, 2012
March 13, 2012
Transcript:
Moondog: Yeah, thanks, Mom. I got th' wok you sent... in fact, I'm using it as we speak! Right, right... no more shoddy bachelor meals! No way! Just healthy veggie stir-fry from now on! OK, Mom! Thanks again! Bye! Pilsner: You neglected to tell her you're stir-frying a microwave pizza. Moondog: Yeah, but it does come with mushrooms and onions.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I usually wok the dog before I eat…
pypedreamr almost 13 years ago
Pilsner better not critique Moondog or else he’ll end up in the wok soon too!
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
In spite of the obvious, I still reckon it would be better than microwaving a pizza.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Stir-fried wok pizza? Um, no thanks. I’ll stick to the oven-baked pizza. Of course, in his defense, Moondog is obligated to honor his mother….
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Woks for me.
victornewman almost 13 years ago
OK, that’s just about enough wok jokes…cut it out please…I mean it…
luvcmx almost 13 years ago
I won’t take my car to wok today, I think that I’ll wok.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
He is hoping he will never wok alone.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Moondog’s always up for a wok on the wild side.
victornewman almost 13 years ago
If I have to stop this car…
Mattexian almost 13 years ago
At least this way it will come out crispy! If he’d steamed it in the wok, or as I liked to call it, my “Ancient Chinese microwave,” it’d be very soggy!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Six, dude, now that’s funny!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
victornewman, one word from you and they do as they please…
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Varnes almost 13 years ago
♪♪Wok like a man, talk like a man, ♪♪ sing like a girl, my soooon…
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I was looking at the the ball and wondered why it was getting bigger….then it hit me,,,WOK!!!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
I found my wok very versatile when I had one. I made spaghetti sauce with meatballs in mine along with chicken Catchetorri. (No, I’m not Italian. Just British). I see Moondog’s back to his normal routine. To bad the art museum didn’t wok out.
jimbeauga almost 13 years ago
And Fozzy finishes with… WOK-a WOK-a (pah-dump)
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
The blue lantern saint woker