Monty by Jim Meddick for March 25, 2012
March 24, 2012
March 26, 2012
Transcript:
What the?! We the beings of Ceti-Alpha 395-63-8 have chosen to in our campaign of abducting your species and implanting probes in various orifices. Instead we offer you this decorative wooden sorplyx in the spirit of peace and reconciliation... What the hecks is a sorplyx? Aha! I believe they have wheeled us inside the walls of their Imperial city! There Imperial city has a very distinctive odor. Can we hurry up and start invading?! I need to use the restroom. No Trespassing
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts? Nah, they don’t have the money any more.