Monty by Jim Meddick for March 27, 2012
March 26, 2012
March 28, 2012
Transcript:
Gretchen: Tell me, Gretch... what is it that leads a woman to stray in a relationship? Gretchen: Well, I'm sure there could be a number of reasons... but most commonly, I think it's when a man takes his relationship for granted and stops doing the things that made his partner fall in love with him in the first place... E.B.: *#@! I can't even remember the last time I rinsed out her HEPA filter! Gretchen: What? E.B.: Oh nothing... nothing...
EB, it’s not just the filter.You have to take her out now and then, even if there’s no real occasion for it.Then pay more attention to her knobs and buttons…..Just remember to take your time when you’re turning her on.