Monty by Jim Meddick for April 01, 2012

Transcript:

Tap tap Good day lad! Sorry to trouble you but I'm in a bit of a pickle... Commodore Pembroke the name apartment 78 just back from a brief expedition to Borneo, you see and I'm afraid I've lost a specimen. A highly venomous white lipped pit viper I believe it's nesting in the buildings storage locker and I was hoping you could come help me flush it out. It's not working. What's that you say, lad? The April fools prank. The set up. The phony accent. I'm not buying it... Really? Not even a little bit? In the very beginning? Nope. Sorry. You can stop wiggling now. He's not going for it.