Monty by Jim Meddick for April 06, 2012
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Pilsner: Concerns about the mental health of my roommate continue... He's clearly obsessed with me. Recently he bought a hat just like mine. Same color! Same style! And he's even started a journal identical to mine! Same paper, same binder, same ink! Although this is written in some secretive, backwards code writing... no doubt an attempt to hide his insane ramblings from the outside world...
On reflection Pilsner’s hat is still a different colour.