Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2012
April 19, 2012
April 21, 2012
Transcript:
Oh no. A teenage girl is working the register. Even though I'm a grown man, I still harbor a residual fear, a legacy from high school dork days of being mocked by teenage girls. Especially when it involves the purchase of a digestive aid food product... Oh wait! It looks like the old lady is taking over! Will that be all? Uh yeah... Just... Marge, they need you again in pharmacy. Oh!... I just remembered I also have to buy scotch tape!
For the record, scotch tape has limited effectiveness in the War on Diarrhea………………………………..Don’t ask……..