Monty by Jim Meddick for June 09, 2012
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Whoa. I just got a text from Cindy. Who? The weird chick? The one you couldn't tell if she was into you or just jerkin' you around? Yeah. But get this... She texted me about tonight... Promise U plenty of action... Guarantee a good time... Yo! That's what I'm talkin' about. Amen, brother. Hurry! Report to zone leader in the yellow quadrant! Actually, I think I'm getting a charley horse...
Looks like Cindy is still jerking Monty around. Although, as a certified nerd, he ought to enjoy a hot night of laser-tag….