Monty by Jim Meddick for June 09, 2012
Transcript:
Whoa. I just got a text from Cindy. Who? The weird chick? The one you couldn't tell if she was into you or just jerkin' you around? Yeah. But get this... She texted me about tonight... Promise U plenty of action... Guarantee a good time... Yo! That's what I'm talkin' about. Amen, brother. Hurry! Report to zone leader in the yellow quadrant! Actually, I think I'm getting a charley horse...
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
I don’t think Monty is going to get the action he was expecting. Looks like the Zone Leader in the yellow quadrant isn’t getting reinforced either.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Looks like Cindy is still jerking Monty around. Although, as a certified nerd, he ought to enjoy a hot night of laser-tag….
revisages over 12 years ago
uh, monty, no. don’t think so. you’re not gonna hamstring yourself with any excuses. for you, this is what it truly means to “get a leg up”
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Yes, it’s a particular type of cramp.
iced tea over 12 years ago
ZANY!!!!
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