Monty by Jim Meddick for August 09, 2012
Transcript:
Look! Flies are beginning to form a pattern on the table! Good Lord! Do you know what this means?! The supernatural entity inhabiting this house is an advocate of Herman Cain's 999 tax proposal! Um... I think were supposed to look at it from the side... Oh, right. 666. The mark of the beast from revelations. That's pretty scary, too.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
999 was scarier.
chireef over 12 years ago
lord of the flies, Beelzebub is your name
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Actually I’ve heard it reasoned that the number was Nero’s and he was not all that great as an emperor.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
I’d be much more worried about The Beast, Monty, if I set any store in that random pattern of flies on your table (you know, as yesterday—pareidolia?)….
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
The earliest version of the New Testament has the Mark of the Beast being 616. And it’s “Revelation”, Monty!!!
dramac333 over 12 years ago
So Monty manages to take on both religion and politics in one swell foop! But he’s right – 999 is scarier.
KasperV over 12 years ago
999 is 911 in Britain. Could be a British ghost …
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
Another one as clueless as Monty had to be a Democrat.
Michael Rosser Premium Member over 12 years ago
I think the flies are just wanting to hear a little Iron Maiden…
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s just a demon-stration.
Rista over 12 years ago
Or someone drew 666 on the table in hamburger drippings and is waiting to see Monty freak out. Had a friend do that many years ago at a small fundamentalist run school his family sent him to. He did it on the wall behind the chapel podium before church. Too bad there was no easy way to take video back then :) what a Youtube that would have made.He caused a minor riot.
iced tea over 12 years ago
We Christians will be in heaven before the antichrist comes to power.
runar over 12 years ago
There are times I would very much like the so-called “Rapture” to be real. It would rid the world of so many annoying people.
princeton over 12 years ago
What’s Obama’s economic plan again?
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
If the Rapture occurs before the Antichrist shows up, then Christ’s “like a thief in the night” comment is wrong. (Of course, the word Rapture doesn’t occur in the [KJV] Bible anyway.)