Monty by Jim Meddick for August 10, 2012
Transcript:
Until our poltergeist issue is resolved, I think it makes sense to sleep in the same room for mutual security... Fine. But I don't think it's necessary to hold hands. Um, I'm not holding your hand. You... You're not?... Then, if you're not holding my hand... Who...? Aahh! Aaaaaahhhhhhh Ok, so I assume that means you're probably not the one playing footsie with me right now...
This is a reference to a line the book, “The Haunting of Hill House” by Shirley Jackson.