Monty by Jim Meddick for August 12, 2012
Transcript:
Ding Hold it! Press seven, please... Thank you. Gasp @#%%$% Oh crud. Ok everyone, please stay calm. You may have noticed me carrying and viper... I'm taking it to Dr. Weiss, a vet on the 7th floor. It's basically a healthy, friendly snake... It's just been a tad agitated lately... So there's no cause for alarm... As you can see, the aquarium is totally sealed allowing no way for the snake to escape or... The snake is not in their! Most likely it's under the bowl. This species exhibits certain nesting behaviors that... Aahh
“What’s it about?”It’s about as bad a movie can possibly be