Monty by Jim Meddick for September 18, 2012
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What? You think I might be too clingy? Too needy? You want to take time out from our relationship? Hmm? Oh... Um, sure that's fine. I'm cool with that. No problemo. Absolutely. It makes sense... Good idea... I think we... Hmm? What's that..?... oh, this? It's... It's, um, lens cleaning fluid. Yeah. Normal maintenance cycle totally involuntary emission... Pure coincidence.
Groan. My least favourie of threads. Machines are incapable of emotion. Sorry. I’ll be quiet for the rest of the thread.