Monty by Jim Meddick for October 11, 2012
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She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not... She loves me! See?! I... I did that thing... And... The petals... And... Unfortunately, if your tongue tied flushing out the back story, she'll just think you're giving her a messed up flower...
Does anyone else see this scenario as akin to a man romancing his sex doll?