Monty by Jim Meddick for October 17, 2012
Transcript:
More catalogs, sir? Yes, Jarvis. So convinced am I of Romney's imminent victory that I'm planning ahead on how to spend the promised tax windfall... You see, as a job creator, it's my civic duty to spend my massive tax break ASAP. To get this nation back to work! Very noble of you, sir!... And, by golly! If you happen to be a manufacturer of hand carved ivory handled polo mallets, I promise you will not be long idle!
Good job, Mr. Meddick! It’s a great plan to piss off ~50% of your potential audience.