Monty by Jim Meddick for October 26, 2012
Transcript:
I can't decide... Should I set the licorice nibs... A candy I hate, so that I won't be tempted to eat it before Halloween?... Or should I get Almond Joys... A candy I love, so that if there are any leftovers after Halloween, I'll enjoy em... Oh, #$%%@ it... I'm gonna get both... That way I can cover all the bases... Bad plan. Now that I'm done eating the Almond Joys, all I got left are these lousy licorice nibs...
I’ll take the licorice nibs!!