Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2012

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Halloween's over EB... Why're you still wearing your costume? Believe me, I wish I wasn't!... This costume was a big mistake! All night long, people kept shoving half empty beer bottles into me and half eaten nacho platters... Guacamole dip... You name it!... Yeah. Ok. But why're you still in it?! There is a massive wad of juicy fruit stuck between the costume and my rear exhaust manifold... I've heard it helps to loosen gum if you rub peanut butter on it...