Monty by Jim Meddick for December 18, 2012
Transcript:
Ok, I know the Christmas tree brings out your nesting instinct, but you can't make a nest without resorting to the lint screen? The stuff isn't from the dryer... I found it under your bed... Along with this pair of underpants... This sock. 34? Was the last time I wore size 34? Oh... And two ticket stubs from REO Speedwagon's 2001 tour.
Does the proximity of the sock make them Playboy Dust Bunnies?