Monty by Jim Meddick for December 22, 2012
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Transcript:
It's tough shopping for Gretch... I have to get something that says I care... But until she agrees to date me, I can't get anything too romantic. This year I printed a photo of me and Gretch and put it in a nice frame. Waddya think? Well... It almost works. Except for the fact that you Photoshop your pics into the Sandals Montego Bay Resort hot tub... Hmm? Too tropical? And that's not your torso, that's the shirtless FBI dude's...
I think Gretchen’s mother would be happy if she married Monty. And had his children.