Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2013

Transcript:

Eight hours of driving! I'm beat! Do you have a bed preference? Nah. Go ahead... Knock yourself out. Hey, why do you turn out th' lights? I saw this on ABC news... UV light... It exposes stains overlooked by motel cleaning staff... The bed by the window has some nasty deposits... But... Whoa... Check out the headboard on that one! Ok. I'll take this bed, but I wanna switch comforters... Hey... Wait... I... Oh, and I wouldn't stand where you're standing right now...