Monty by Jim Meddick for January 28, 2013
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You're taking your ant farm for a walk?! Sure. Why not? What's wrong with that? People take dogs for walks! People take cats on public transportation in a cat carrier! Why can't I, a law-abiding taxpayer, take my ant farm for a walk if I so choose?! How to go? Tunnel collapsed in sector four. Kyle, McAllister and Hollins still unaccounted for...
Varnes almost 12 years ago
I go for walks with my cats all the time….All over the neighborhood….We even have couple acres of woods that we play in..
frumdebang almost 12 years ago
Sector Four has always been twitchy. The construction contract went to the mayor’s ant.
Kroykali almost 12 years ago
I suppose it’s easier than taking your aquarium for a walk.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
You have only yourself to blame for the loss of Kyle, McCallister, and Hollins, E.B.! If you hadn’t vainly insisted on jostling their little world, that tunnel collapse might never have happened! Shame!
AlexPK85 almost 12 years ago
Maybe the three missing are inform-ants for the government.
doodlerjeff almost 12 years ago
Ok, the most absurd thing in this… “law abiding taxpayer”? Does E.B. have a job? When did he get a social security number???
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
He accidentally reset it like an Etch a Sketch.
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
I often take my lunches for short walks.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
We used to take the hamster camping and put her in her ball to take for a walk. Also we had a harness for it.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
they found Tom. Open Harry and we dig for the tree line.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Hey, remember the guy on Coach that would take his dog for a walk in a wagon…? I heard the construction company was a front for the mob…something about cheap sand…
heavenspresent almost 12 years ago
i thought they were raisins
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Ants would need a carrier with delicate shock absorbers. I loved taking my birds to events (and Cuddles loved the attention, Fitzroy not so much- he was too shy). Cuddles went shopping (except groceries) and to many art fairs and gem shows as well as to my Medieval events. I am basically shy so a bird was a good ice breaker.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
What kind of birds, DAZZ?