Monty by Jim Meddick for March 25, 2013
Transcript:
Well, I recently made a rather significant discovery in archaeology... I found the lost amulet of Akkad. While. Really? You're like Indiana Jones, or something! Well, heh, heh, heh... You're not telling them you're an art gallery guard, are you? No. And they don't need to know I've found it missed piled in the wrong cubbyhole in the storage locker...
I read the lost mullet of Akkad. More Moondog’s speed.