Monty by Jim Meddick for April 06, 2013
April 05, 2013
April 07, 2013
Transcript:
Which ways the wind blowing? I have no idea. That licking finger thing never works for me. I just do it cause it looks official... Mm... Also, sometimes I get a little cool Ranch Doritos residue... Well, in case you're wondering, wind is North by Northeast at 8 knots gusting to 10.
And, any minute the emergency rescue team will come squealing to his front yard with sirens blaring and lights flashing. Then will come the police negotiator to try to talk him down. Then the neighbours, with you know who yelling “Jump!”