Monty by Jim Meddick for April 19, 2013

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Don't bother struggling... That weed whacker cord is Kevlar composite! I see your plan: once you destroy all the lawn equipment on earth, you'll be the only one with tools to provide lawn care! And all charge astronomical prices! But join me, Captain, and all offer you a discount! Thanks but no thanks, Thorax! But Cap'n! 35% off!! Thorax Landscaping 35% off Read the fine print, Nuclei Boy. Expires 4-7-13 Holy consumer fraud! Curse you and your magnifying goggles! Thorax Landscaping 35% off