Monty by Jim Meddick for April 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Moondog, are you trying to get out of a relationship? Why do you ask? I've seen this before. You're too passive-aggressive to directly break up with someone. Instead, you binge and balloon up until the woman decides to break up with you... Is it that obvious? It's pretty obvious... Check it out... I'm starting to set alone in my neck folds.
It’s kind of like Dilbert. Dilbert can’t get a date for more than one night, but the garbage man has no problem.