Monty by Jim Meddick for April 28, 2013

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Psst... Moondog... Moondog... Ha! I've been preparing for this moment for years!... Ever since the night I fell asleep in a chair at Moondog's frat house... Moondog and his pals carried me to the biology department's primate lab... I woke up freaked out with a spider monkey grooming my back here! So now revenge! See this box? I made an exact miniature replica of my living room using doll furniture. Whoa. And I cut out a hole in the bottom the size of Moondog's head... Zzz Zzz Huh? What? Aahh! What th' @#$@#%?! Am I in th' @#@%%#$ing twilight zone?! What?... Ok. You had me for a minute there... But the Ken doll with glasses is a total giveaway...