Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2013

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Ah! A teeter-tottin' man, are you? Very well then... Let the tottering begin! Gaa! Finally, my chance for revenge! I'll put my superior heft to good use by suspending this diapered diablo in the air until he cries for mommy! What? Impossible! It defies the laws of physics!... It... Oh, good Lord! There's two of them! 35 minutes later. Well, I've lost sensation in my calves and thighs... But no Nuttingham ever calls for mummy and tell at least one gluteal hemisphere goes numb...