Monty by Jim Meddick for July 24, 2013
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Skinny jeans? Yeah! I got a great deal! Super discount! Apparently, the fashion industry misjudged the average American's anatomy and overproduced these things... That sounds like a smart purchase... Except for the fact that you won't be able to fit in them, and even if you could, you'd look ridiculous... Did I mention they were discounted?
Maybe they’re stretch… Uh-oh, then I REALLY wouldn’t want to see him put them on!