Monty by Jim Meddick for July 31, 2013

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Hey, guys! Ummm... What's with the new look? This girl I'm seeing... She's turned me onto lots of cool stuff. Are those toe shoes? Whoa. What's with your middle toes? Oh, that? Morton's syndrome... Extra long middle toes. It's a congenital condition. So I just had these shoes customized. Want these chicken fingers? I lost my appetite.