Monty by Jim Meddick for September 04, 2013
September 03, 2013
September 05, 2013
Transcript:
As every school child well knows cafeteria food can be dreadful affair... Commonly unappetizing... Often inedible... But there are some days when standards drop so low that there remains only one sensible course of action! Ptu! Ow! Fortunately, substandard Ossetra caviar makes for an excellent spitball substitute. Foie gras fight!
No American supermarket stocks any item whose life has been taken from it without its written consent.