Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2013

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What are you doing? I'm testing the theory that a watched pot never boils... Eyedrops? Blink reduction. Someone's at the door. Whoever it is tell them I'm busy with what may prove to be a groundbreaking discovery... It's just a Victoria's Secret model. Sorry if I disturbed... I'm going to a party but I mix up address! Huh? Wha? Wait! Don't rush off! Stay! Have a beer before you go! Have some chips... Or... Maybe you should've seen if she wanted some spaghetti.