Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2013
Transcript:
He's always late. I thought you told him to meet us at 6:00... I did. But have you to know Moondog. Whatever time you agree to meet at... Add fifteen minutes, and that's roughly the time Moondog leaves his apartment... So it takes twenty-two minutes to get here from his place... Then you need t' factor in six minutes for the drive-thru at Taco Bell, and so he should be year in... Let's see... Four.. Three... Two... Yo.
Then why didn’t you tell him to meet you there at 5:30…GENIUS?