Monty by Jim Meddick for February 18, 2014
Transcript:
I believe I just had a transcendent revelatory encounter with the blue metal box outside... What? The mailbox? Forgive me, O glorious one... The human describes you as a male, and yet I see no gender traits whatsoever... No doubt his male bias is a legacy of his patriarchal culture...
And you must be a man. lol My husband’s idea of how pretty a woman is is in direct inverse proportion to how much clothes she is wearing.