Monty by Jim Meddick for March 21, 2014

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Sure I could play it safe and transfer to a desk job, but that ain't me... I need to be out on the beat... Mixin' it up, knockin' heads. I couldn't stand bein' a pencil pusher, sittin' on my fat @#$, gettin' flabby, goin' soft... No, sir. Not me. So what do you do for a livin', Montahue? I write and draw a children's book series, Mr. Kitty, but for the most part, I sit on an exercise ball that really works my core...