Monty by Jim Meddick for March 27, 2014
Transcript:
Sir, I fear this drone war is escalating... Indeed, Jarvis! Telemetry indicates Farnsworth just launched a heat seeking stink bomb missile! Here, Jarvis... No time to spare! Take this hot water bottle and run out to the courtyard, ASAP! Ssssssss Plop! Thank you Jarvis. Have Mara install the glade plug-ins and the servants quarters if you will sir...
This is how Dick Cheney sends soldiers to war.