Monty by Jim Meddick for April 13, 2014

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So if we transfer these funds to offshore accounts and create a separate books to record the equity accrued in... Oh, no! It's too late! He's awakening! Eeeek We'll be safe if we just hide behind these intentionally convoluted spreadsheets! Ahhhhh! Sir, sir... It's ok, sir... Your assets are secure... It was merely a dream. Oh, Jarvis! It was all so hideously real! The Uncle Sam Nosferatu dream again? I'm afraid so... Tsk! Tsk! Poor master Sedgwick! Don't fret... Once April 15th has come and gone, his dreams always return to the mundane yachting license final exam in the nude variety...